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Rating |
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| #3453 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer is the reason why Dr. House has a gimpy leg. |
| #3452 |
3.75 |
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. |
| #3450 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer became father in 24hours. |
| #3449 |
2.50 |
Chuck Norris Facts should be retitled Jack Bauer Facts If He Were A Wimp. |
| #3448 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer's right testicle is bigger than his left one. And his left one is bigger than his right one. |
| #3445 |
1.00 |
Red Bull gives you wings. But still you can't fly away from Jack Bauer, because he'll cut them off when you're in air. |
| #3444 |
3.40 |
The reason Usain Bolt runs so fast is because Jack Bauer was sent to Jamaica on a mission |
| #3443 |
0.00 |
If jack bauer smashes his salestarget, it dies |
| #3442 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer started a psychology practice. He would start by asking his patients what they thought was wrong with them. There were no survivors. |
| #3441 |
2.00 |
Jack Bauer has a real attitude! He wants a new full-tactical SUV every 15 mins! |
| #3437 |
0.00 |
I have a picture of Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris as my wallpaper. I don't need a virus protection! |
| #3435 |
4.00 |
TO kill a group of terrorists jack Bauer needs at least 500 bullets. Its because he gets hungry when he is done. |
| #3434 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer forced hollywood to fake a writers strike to delay 24. The information revealed this season is still classified. |
| #3432 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer allows this site to stay online only because it guarantees the terrorist won't use the internet. |
| #3431 |
3.33 |
Jack Bauer plays chess with Kim because they couldn't get the blood stains off the "Guess Who" board and the Alex card was never found. |
| #3430 |
4.00 |
One Friday, Jack Bauer appeared on "Deal or No Deal". In one round, he had shot Howie Mandel twice, tortured the banker until he offered him a million dollars, and found out exactly what was in the suitcase.
It is also important to note that the Friday slot for "Deal or No Deal" has since then had 4.1 million less viewers. CTU considers Jack Bauer a suspect, but it's possible he was framed.
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| #3429 |
3.50 |
Kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete. Jack Bauer pees his name in Chuck Norris. |
| #3428 |
4.00 |
It took Moses nine plagues and the red sea to get Pharoah to let the Israelites go.
All Jack Bauer would need is a wet towel. |
| #3426 |
3.64 |
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks! |
| #3425 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer is the reason Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped acting. |
| #3424 |
3.00 |
General gunfight rule: shoot first, ask questions later.
Bauer gunfight rule: shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and when everyone's dead, ask a couple o' questions. |
| #3423 |
2.50 |
Jack Bauer can bite his own elbow.In less than 24 hours. |
| #3422 |
2.33 |
Chuck Norris never told his name to anyone.
Then came Jack Bauer. It took less than one minute. |
| #3421 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer is so strong, he can touch his chin with his elbow.
He's also so smart, he knew you'd try to do it after reading that. |