| Fact ID |
Rating |
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| #3420 |
2.50 |
Jack Bauer killed Kenny |
| #3419 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer is the smoke monster on the Lost island |
| #3417 |
2.00 |
Jack Bauer doesn't sing the National Anthem. Jack Bauer IS the National Anthem! |
| #3416 |
4.00 |
If Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer met on a sidewalk, Chuck Norris would immediately drop to his knees in awe and reverence. |
| #3414 |
4.00 |
Jehovah is a Jack Bauer's Witness. |
| #3412 |
3.00 |
The Sun wears Jack Bauer-screen. |
| #3411 |
3.50 |
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. |
| #3410 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone... |
| #3409 |
4.00 |
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. |
| #3408 |
3.11 |
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? |
| #3407 |
4.00 |
In a matter of minutes Jack Bauer-could get Helen Keller to talk. |
| #3405 |
1.00 |
Jack Bauer could make Helen Keller talk... |
| #3404 |
4.00 |
If Jack Bauer were gay and retarded he would be Chuck Norris |
| #3403 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer call it taking a swim in the ocean, we call it tsunami. |
| #3402 |
2.50 |
When there's something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Jack Bauer. |
| #3399 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer uses a pillow case as a condom, and yet it's still to small. |
| #3398 |
0.00 |
When Jack Bauer plays sports, he doesn't wear a cup, he wears a hockey mask. |
| #3397 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer's home has no walls. Nobody dares to touch Jack's shit. |
| #3396 |
2.83 |
The Chinese never touched Jack Bauer. He tortured himself for not killing them fast enough. |
| #3393 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer calls Master Yoda "My Padawan" |
| #3391 |
2.00 |
When Jack Bauer farts, Terrorists die |
| #3390 |
4.00 |
After season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the endangered species list. |
| #3386 |
0.00 |
24 Season 7 was postponed,
writers be aware
|
| #3384 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer understands the Matrix Revolutions |