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Rating |
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| #3539 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer sank the Titanic. |
| #3538 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer doesn't know where he was when JFK was shot. If he did, it wouldn't have happened. |
| #3537 |
3.00 |
Terrorism is the leading cause of death in the world. Not because terrorists kill that many people, but because Jack Bauer kills that many terrorists. |
| #3536 |
4.00 |
everytime you tell someone a chuck norris "fact", jack bauer kills a terrorist while fucking three girls. |
| #3534 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer used the writer's strike as a cover up for delaying season 7. In reality he's letting the terrorists recruit and regroup. After six seasons there just weren't enough terrorists for him to kill. |
| #3533 |
1.00 |
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Hiding from Jack Bauer. |
| #3532 |
4.00 |
A terrorist hijacked a boat and tried to run over Jack Bauer. The boat was called The Titanic |
| #3531 |
1.00 |
Jack Bauer ended global warming... with his fists. |
| #3529 |
3.67 |
Jack Bauer doesn't take a shit. He negotiates the release of the chocolate hostages. |
| #3526 |
4.00 |
Jack is in the middle of the Lipstick Jungle right now looking for someone he thinks looks just like Audry |
| #3525 |
2.00 |
Micheal Jackson heard Jack Bauer was after him, he then turned white through fear |
| #3524 |
0.00 |
Most of terrorists negotiated for immunity, all of them got it, but very few of them able to use it. |
| #3523 |
3.50 |
CTU protocols only exist for Jack Bauer's amusement. Jack Bauer loves breaking protocol. |
| #3522 |
3.00 |
When Jack Bauer carves the turkey for thanksgiving, he starts by shooting it in the kneecaps |
| #3521 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer was born four months premature because he demanded that his mother open her firewalls for an outside access protocol. |
| #3472 |
4.00 |
When he was a rookie, Jack Bauer's first arrest was Keyser Soze. |
| #3469 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer has never lost a game of 20 questions. He tortures his opponent until they reveal the answer. |
| #3468 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer does not pray to God when the world is in trouble. God prays for Jack Bauer. |
| #3467 |
2.40 |
Jack Bauer once entered the lottery, but only chose the number 24. He won the jackpot. |
| #3466 |
4.00 |
When Jack Bauer clicks on a link for an Elisha Cuthbert sex tape, he doesn't get rickrolled - Rick Astley gets a bullet in the head. |
| #3465 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer can have his cake AND eat it. |
| #3462 |
3.00 |
the queen of england calls jack bauer "his bauerness" |
| #3459 |
0.00 |
julius caesar said: "I came, I saw Jack Bauer...(guess what happened) |
| #3457 |
1.00 |
you know how they said that rome wasn't build in one day,well they're right because jack bauer made rome in such a small portion of time that it hasn't been named yet |