| Fact ID |
Rating |
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| #3632 |
3.36 |
There was no best man at Jack Bauer's wedding, Jack Bauer is always the best man. |
| #671 |
3.36 |
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours. |
| #55 |
3.34 |
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. |
| #406 |
3.31 |
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. |
| #397 |
3.31 |
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist. |
| #3288 |
3.30 |
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back |
| #3335 |
3.30 |
9/11 only happened because Jack Bauer was on vactation. He'll never go on vacation again. |
| #59 |
3.28 |
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. |
| #997 |
3.27 |
Don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar... |
| #1241 |
3.25 |
Fuck the kings horses and fuck the kings men. Jack can put Humpty back together again. |
| #982 |
3.23 |
Jack Bauer killed a terrorist after torturing him for information. After getting the information, he brought him back to life and tortured him to death again because the terrorist deserved it. |
| #139 |
3.23 |
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you. |
| #1709 |
3.23 |
there is no such thing as a lesbian. just people who have not met jack bauer. |
| #3616 |
3.22 |
The Boogieman checks his closet for Jack Bauer |
| #119 |
3.21 |
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot. |
| #63 |
3.21 |
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. |
| #817 |
3.20 |
They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons. |
| #623 |
3.18 |
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back. |
| #530 |
3.18 |
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow. |
| #3625 |
3.17 |
Jack Bauer doesn't just piss excellence, he also shits gold. Bauer can single handedly end the recession. |
| #922 |
3.16 |
The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack ... |
| #939 |
3.16 |
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar. |
| #3618 |
3.14 |
The Killers are a Jack Bauer tribute band. |
| #566 |
3.11 |
When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade. |